Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

Goosing

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money

*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn

by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

Goose

When you have a whole rotation off work using vacation days and can not be ordered in.

Supervisor- I need to order you in tomorrow.
Employee- No way, I’m riding goose this rotation boss.

by Drew B 1 October 2, 2022

Cutie Goose

Latin name "Anser cygnoides domesticus", sometimes also known as:
- Bored
- Silly goose
- Adorable goose
- Cute goose
- Very cute and very adorable goose

Is a rare domesticated species of the geese originating and currently residing in the netherlands, known for it's cuteness and tendency to get bored quickly.

"I hugged a cutie goose very tightly today, I'd like to hug them again tomorrow also"

by Tsuki Koira October 11, 2022

goose

goose

dude he is a goose

by pooooooob January 11, 2022

birthday goose

A birthday fuck

I’m looking forward to my birthday goose.

by LAkween January 14, 2022

Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022