"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!
by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.
I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.
by acs35 February 26, 2024

amazing i have no words shes so great i forget im bi and think im lesbian shes the love of my life and im going to marry her one day yall are invited free biryani
by mikasackermann February 7, 2021

she broke my heart
by guydude111 December 16, 2023

by "she goes to another school" April 18, 2021
