An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
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by Alex Travis March 28, 2015
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Get the German SBE Student mug.A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
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