by Fishjos November 22, 2025
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A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?
Me: How did you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
Me: How did you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
Get the The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée mug.Tools needed, a stitches, a blow torch, NO ANESTHETIC
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???
Me: How’d you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
Me: How’d you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein
by ali._ January 19, 2025
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Definition:
1. Norse-Germanic Languages (phrase, noun) - A collection of languages also referred to as Scandinavian, derived from sources like Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
2. Some consider these linguistic forms impure, dishonest, and disgraced languages, corrupted due to their Germanic origins.
3. They are viewed as not deserving of respect or honor within our native linguistic structure.
Significance:
• It defines “Norse-Germanic Languages” by listing examples such as Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
• It explicitly states a negative view of these languages and their perceived corruption.
• It expresses an insufficiency of respect for these languages within a given native linguistic structure.
• It highlights their problematic nature from this specific perspective.
Phrase: Norse-Germanic languages
Definition:
1. Norse-Germanic Languages (phrase, noun) - A collection of languages also referred to as Scandinavian, derived from sources like Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
2. Some consider these linguistic forms impure, dishonest, and disgraced languages, corrupted due to their Germanic origins.
3. They are viewed as not deserving of respect or honor within our native linguistic structure.
Significance:
• It defines “Norse-Germanic Languages” by listing examples such as Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
• It explicitly states a negative view of these languages and their perceived corruption.
• It expresses an insufficiency of respect for these languages within a given native linguistic structure.
• It highlights their problematic nature from this specific perspective.
Phrase: Norse-Germanic languages
Examples:
• “The influence of Norse-Germanic languages is viewed as a linguistic contamination.”
• “Numerous find the phonetics of Norse-Germanic languages to be disagreeable.”
• “The speaker expressed a strong aversion to all Norse-Germanic languages due to obscene.”
• “The analysis revealed the undesirable impact of Norse-Germanic languages.”
• “The professor avoids citing examples in Norse-Germanic languages due to profanities.”
• “The influence of Norse-Germanic languages is viewed as a linguistic contamination.”
• “Numerous find the phonetics of Norse-Germanic languages to be disagreeable.”
• “The speaker expressed a strong aversion to all Norse-Germanic languages due to obscene.”
• “The analysis revealed the undesirable impact of Norse-Germanic languages.”
• “The professor avoids citing examples in Norse-Germanic languages due to profanities.”
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