German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.

Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"

by Bizjak July 15, 2022

The German Drücken

A sex act where 2 partners play tug of war with their anuses, the object typically being a rope.

My roommate josh and I did the German Drücken last night, I think I got rope burn on my anus.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.

1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.

by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee

And red being the period blood

"Just had a german flag, shits painfull"(This was made in honor of a tik toker called arsenicnitrogen)

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022

german snowball

A slurpee with jäger in it

Dude 1: get me a German snowball slave

by snow german May 22, 2016

german stare

A stare created by the Germans to scare others while in fights or dangerous situations.

German stare + mango mango + phonk + those who know + adrenaline + balkan rage + still water

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024