The Fred Astaire

When you are eating out your girl with two fingers inside and you start pretending your fingers are Fred Astaire’s tappity tapping little feet against her G spot.

Last night I was eating Trudie out and I stuck two fingers in and danced them around on her G spot and gave her The Fred Astaire tap dance.

by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019

Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020

butt fraud

The act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic, also, the act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a widespread panic

My grocery store charged me $15 for one role of toilet paper, and my attorney deemed it butt fraud.

by S, no, the other one March 23, 2020

Fatty fred

Small cock, big ego

Fatty fred wants to give me a biall niall

by Fishyfanny44 August 28, 2020

mr fredbasa

mr fredbasa is the coolest person ever no one will ever replace him, he is better than steve irwin and bob ross

gal: are you in mr fredbasa's class?
dude: yes he is fabulous
gal: ikr!!!!!!!!!!!

by lex is the best October 26, 2020

Déjà Fred

When someone experiences a Déjà vu of a humorous moments. Inspired by the character Fred Elliot from the British Soap Coronation Street who was famous for repeating himself, in particular with the well known phrase 'I say, I say'.

I swear I had a Déjà Fred when you tripped over that Oasis Bottle

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

ted fred

A good boi OR a nickname for something or someone but mostly used for good bois

Hey! Ted Fred! How ya doing today. or Awwwww such a good Ted Fred.

by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020