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True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.
1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.
by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023
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True Colors

Woman Woman Woman (true colors)
by thedudewhosenameisrobthebird November 23, 2021
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True Horror

Person 1:"have you seen true Horror before?"
Person 2:" I've seen 23 horror movies"
Person 1: *shows skibidi toilet*
Person 2:"that is the scariest thing ever!"
by EpicKiller24 March 12, 2024
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true love

zora and ele
i would love to feel the true love between ele and zora
by _blegh May 10, 2023
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The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.
Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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True friendship

When someone runs back into the storm to revive you whilst playing fortnite
*mum walks in while I’m playing my game and sees me helping my friend*

Her- “now that’s true friendship
by Kaity3013 April 13, 2020
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True love

Your true love is the person who can make your cock hard or your pussy soaking wet under any circumstances.

Even if you were taking anti- Viagra this person would turn you on and make you feel like a god/goddess
April is my true love. I could be an 8 ball deep and have a shriveled coke dick and she can still make me get hard and fuck for hours
by Carsonova March 19, 2023
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