flying fuck

noun

This is a legend: an imaginary copulation in which the male dives into the female. Simply impossible.

The movie showed some jerk allegedly performing a flying fuck, just for laughs.
A flying-fuck would probably kill one or two people.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Fly a kite

To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.

Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.

by LUVSIK June 3, 2010

Flying Dutchman

Its when you lube up someones asshole and then lube up your head and just take a running start and dive in.

I couldnt sit for weeks because of the flying dutchman ted gave me.

by Dominic22 April 14, 2006

fly crap

nothingness; use with aim

~hi
~hi
~watsup
~fly crap

by lisa February 21, 2004

Flying Dragon

After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.

That bitch caught the flying dragon last night.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Fly The Bird

EMT, Paramedic and Firefighter speak for requesting dispatch send a medevac helicopter to the scene right away.

When we got on scene of the MVA yesterday, it looked really bad. The patient was heavily entrapped, the fire department started extrication and called county to have them fly the bird.

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

Flying a kite

To be high on ketamine.

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.

by monsieur kite December 25, 2010