Facebook Creep

A person who spends too much time looking at people's pictures, conversations, and information. They especially take the time to check out people of the opposite sex they have never met before or talked to before. Facebook creeps also have random conversations with people of the opposite sex who they would never talk to in person, and think they have some type of "game". A good facebook creep will start a relationship with the person who they randomly started talking to.

Person 1-Nick was talking to this girl in our hall who he never talked to before.

Person 2- What a facebook creepers!

Person 1- Can you believe Nick goes out with this girl who he met on facebook. That's not wierd or anything

Person 2- Ha,Ha! I'm sure this kid thinks he is the man now cause he has a girlfriend. Too bad the only reason he goes out with her is because of facebook.

by antifacebookcreep October 21, 2010

facebook voyer

Person on facebook that doesn't go online and never post comments or replies. Just looks at other people's posts.

I never see Johnny on facebook but he sure knows a lot about all my posts and my pictures. He's a facebook voyer so I will defriend him.

by bberk1 September 25, 2009

Facebook exhibitionist

Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.

Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.

Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.

Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!

by Nottel Inyu January 13, 2011

FACEBOOK FAG

mainly a male, takes pictures of themselves with their phones in front of a mirror, or webcam without a shirt, does all the LMS!!!, and truth is bull crap that meant for girls.

hey FACEBOOK FAG, your picture needs a shirt, im tired of lookin at your weak jelly belly

by thvincelli3690 May 26, 2012

Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Person 1: "What are you doing on your computer?
Person 2: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

Facebook napalm

A photo or comment on your Facebook page that kills or severely harms your chances of ever getting a job or a date again, because it crosses the line of "good taste."

Man, do you really think any girl is gonna date a guy who constantly posts about his ex? That's Facebook napalm!

by Marginal August 18, 2010

Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7

Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."

by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011