donut queen

A girl who will eat donuts off your boner.

I’m still looking for my donut queen.

by Professor Dweebison July 12, 2024

Donut Drop-in

When a friend drops off donuts, mid-day, and promptly peaces out.

Dan Mall totes pulled a Donut Drop-in on Happy Cog today.

by Donut Lovers June 18, 2012

eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

donuts

When one of the lads goes on a big trip, expecting plenty of sex, but fails to get his dick wet even once

'Dude, my trip to Canada wasn't that great'
'Why is that?'
'I was expecting plenty of action, but I copped donuts'

by MaliaMadness2020 March 16, 2017

Donut

Poor guy and an amazing girl boom

Aye you’re a donut

by Bullock bidi’s lucky October 21, 2020

Done As Donuts

Out of options in and argument or form of violence, no escape from the punishment

My friend David is losing this pretty bad. He's Done As Donuts

by Creab August 21, 2025

rookie donut

Powdered donuts are called rookie donuts by the police. Vetran officers know better not to eat them precise the powder gets all over their dark blue uniform.

I went to the donut shop with my new partner. He got a powdered donut and fucked up his uniform. We all laughed at him for eating a rookie donut. Typical rookie move.

by Set Berzerker August 14, 2024