David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.
by ilovedavidmorton25 December 06, 2013
A David Ramp is a ramp commonly made in the video game Skate 2, where you stack a ramp on top of another ramp. If you want to be even more David, you can stack another ramp on top of those
PERSON 1: dude did u see that guy do a nollie variel heelflip benihana backflip off that David Ramp?
PERSON 2: yea it was totally David
PERSON 2: yea it was totally David
by davidskater7 June 04, 2010
"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"
by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021
david gilmour aka the seggsiest man alive is a legendary guitarist and played for pink floyd. no, he is not a gilmore girl. yes he hates roger waters
who is david gilmour?
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*
by mentally married to rockstars September 04, 2021
that one guy a girl will never want to loose He fills your soul with the best feelings and will always try to make you feel special
by jullsz- December 28, 2021
That one “friend” you hang out with only in a group that always wears a backwards hat, rises for no reason, and most likely watches Disney porn. Sometimes people call him Gayvid just to make him angry
by Gayvid2006 June 28, 2021
the worst man to live and wrestles but he sucks but the only good thing is that he dates jordan sparks
by jwilliams0722 May 16, 2010