Cross-contaminating

Alternating back and forth between vaginal and anal sex, thus cross-contaminating both.

"I was cross-contaminating her for over an hour."

by World-Wide-Walt March 13, 2021

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

Holy cross high school chorley

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks

girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley

by Shingler May 31, 2023

cross daddy

A daddy who is very disappointed with you, all the time. Not to be confused with Jesus, or God (sky daddy.)

I was very naughty, so cross daddy had to punish me, he's always disappointed with his baby girl.

by CinMin November 24, 2021

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 22, 2024

Cross jamming

The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it

Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?

Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.

by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011