The literal best thing ever.
yo you ever see those cookies with the icing at walmart, yeah theyre called lofthouse cookies, they are so good.
by anonymous October 18, 2020
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by Donuts?1324 March 3, 2022
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A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
Get the Pity Cookie mug.A slur used to describe Asian people, often used with “squid game people” (not racist if used without hard R)
Person 1: yo wanna go see that movie? I heard the main characters a cookie carver.
Person 2: dude wtf! That’s racist you can’t use the hard R instead say cookie carva.
Person1: My bad bro won’t happen again. You still wanna see that movie though?
Person 2: dude wtf! That’s racist you can’t use the hard R instead say cookie carva.
Person1: My bad bro won’t happen again. You still wanna see that movie though?
by NotChloe001 November 11, 2021
Get the Cookie carver mug.A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.
Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.
by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022
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