Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet

“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”

by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025

Windy Cleveland

a windy cleveland is when while you are performing anal on someone your partner farts, poots, ot passes gas

"Hey i dumped that hoe who gave me a windy cleveland last night"

by mr. philliepoo March 28, 2009

Most Clever

A young Hip Hop artist from Pittsburgh, P.A.
Generally found high as fuck in the studio.
Or fucking your bitch.
#swag

I know!, Damn Most Clever and all that swag!

swag
woop
based
Fuck all you records
shapow

by Lilbigcashmoneyswaggod May 1, 2011

The Cleveland

The act of going 1 and 11 on Modern Warefare

hey guys lets all run out and do the Cleveland!

by kain77502 August 19, 2012

downtown cleve

When an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing sexual relations.

Old man: My wife hates me and I just bought a yellow pickup truck.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.

Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.

by Masterseif January 10, 2014

google clever

The ability to answer all questions having consulted Google.

P - What does this mean?
D - <blah blah blah>
P - Wow, you're so Google Clever!

by dms787878 November 19, 2013