Chavez

The current president of Venezuela. A Castro wannabe who capitalizes on world hatred of the US government to look good, protect his dictatorship and expand his outdated socialist views.

Hey, Chavez, you know that socialism is a failed economic concept, right? No serious analyst would recommend it.

Chavez: Stfu, capitalist pig.

by David111 May 14, 2007

chavs

chavs are fucking pikeys, theres no 2 ways about it. they suk donky-dick and ALL should die. im a greeb and im fucking proud so fuk u u pikey arse scallies

look at me im a fucking townie

by DAV June 16, 2004

chavium

(n) an element only known and liked by chavs. It is a distant derivative of 9ct gold. It can be easily identified by placing it on the skin of a non-chav woman, she will instantly flare up in a rash or worse. It is also seen adorning the ears and necks of every chavette in the UK, and probably the world. Other side effects on non chav woman include, green colouration on the skin in the area the jewelery has made contact with, Rage and dismay, and unfortunate ''loss'' of said cheap shyte article.

'That gomper down the lower high street sold me this chavium chain and now I am single.'

by Lloyd Scott August 13, 2005

chavapult

it's like, a catapult.....that fires chavs into the horizon.

chav: wheyaye, whut the feck's gannin on 'ere, lyke?
chavapulter: flick the switch! now!
* the chavapult flips the chav into the sun*
chavapulter: awesome.

by some guy rofl November 8, 2007

Chavo Chavo

Hurry, get away, like get.

Annoying McGee: Peter, can I use your enlarger?
Peter: No, fuck you, Chavo Chavo!

by Peter Mastrodonato September 28, 2008

Chavington

n. A Chav with some degree of class or restraint, who is well aware of the fact. A Chav with a belief in class system within Yob culture, and sees him or herself as being superior. A female Chavington may sport the Croyden facelift but will tie it lower on the head, and use a clip rather than an elastic band or scrunchie. A male Chavington may sport the requisite askew baseball/truckers cap, but it will be in subdued colors, with little or no decoration. Both eschew bling. However, a Chavington is still a Chav.

Sarah and Mike have become Chavingtons since he got a better job. They are always saying this guys a yob, and that girls a slag. And they would rather get a bottle of wine and stay indoors than come to the pub.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Chavophobic

When your next to a group of Chavs and you start wanting to act like them or you start to get nauseous around them and feel suffocated by their Chavyness.

I feel Chavophobic, Lets get out of here.

by Cutesweeties February 21, 2010