Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

mud gobbler

Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.

Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"

by swinboat October 28, 2010

mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 27, 2022

mud pack

When the butt crack of a basketball is dragged down the face of a defender, or team mate as he descends from a dunk.

Did you see the mud pack that Kobe Pryant got when Derrick Rose dunked on him?!!!

by Chocolate Prince November 18, 2011

Mud-digger

A white guy who prefers black chicks

Man chad only fucks black girls. Such a mud-digger

by No88e January 9, 2019

Mud Flap

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.

by M F Fuckenstuff July 1, 2016

mud maker

Your Ass!

Boy it hurt when I use my Mud Maker.

by Blaine December 20, 2002