Split hot dog bun

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.

The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.

by jamnx April 14, 2011

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Dead Buns

When you're super serious about something. When you are sure that something is gonna happen.

"I am totally dead buns about fighting after school"
"Are you dead buns about posting that embarrassing picture?"

by NeonRoses84 September 14, 2014

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seeds on the bun referring to hair on the vagina

"Karrie had NO seeds on the bun last night."

by michealscott August 28, 2017

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When you are waving your penis in your wife's face and she abruptly grabs it and tries to ram it up your ass.

If you don't stop waving that thing in my face I'm gunna finger bun it up your ass.

by Bowled Gary March 10, 2019

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One who has fucking hairy ass balls

Man bun for his downstairs

Frank the tank: wow Jay, I love your manhood bun
Jay: I did it just for you Frankie

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Would you like a cock in buns ?

by Kurron Black March 29, 2022

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When your...Nevermind im just an idiot.

by ILoveDuckTales May 23, 2020

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