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Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
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Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
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