bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

Bloody legends

Lazarbeams subscribers.

Good bye ya bloody legends and belk the bliddy like botton

by Partofthebloodylegends February 16, 2019

Bloody Willy

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."

Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
_...

by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019

Bloody Mary

When you have passionate period sex and you collect the mixture of blood, sweat, and semen. Creating a novelty cocktail.

Is it that time of month? I've been waiting for my Bloody Mary.

by AlpacaDynasty November 16, 2019

Bloody Leprachaun

when your having sex with an Irish chick and you pop her cherry and she bleeds all over your dick.

joe: i was fucking Christy last night and she bled all over my dick, i think it was a bloody leprachaun.
Rich: damn thats just nasty

by adassica November 6, 2009

Bloody shortcake

Having sex with a girl while she’s still on her period with tampon in.

She was still on her period so we made a bloody shortcake.

by Narmc July 21, 2024

Bloody shortcake

Having sex with a girl while she’s still on her period with tampon in.

She was still on her period so we made a bloody shortcake.

by Narmc July 21, 2024