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bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
by cuntcakes December 15, 2008
mugGet the bloody mary surprisemug.

bloody Havlin

Little fellow with even smaller penis whom bleeds out of his anus.
My little neighbor has a bloody Havlin and needs a man-pon.
by smash513 May 9, 2008
mugGet the bloody Havlinmug.

Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood
by J4ck20n November 16, 2022
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Bloody Soosan

The act of a woman menstrating or releasing her vaginal blood, upon a mans hand once he has placed his hand inside the vagina.

Usually induces mental scarring and the need to wash ones hand.
''Oh man, that girl just bloody soosaned me.''
'
''Dude my girlfriend bloody soosan'd me! ''
by purplepenperson September 28, 2009
mugGet the Bloody Soosanmug.

Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013
mugGet the Bloody Hairymug.

bloody quill

When you put a writing device down your urethra until it causes bleeding.
"Doctor, please, I was experimenting and I ended up with a bloody quill, please, help me."
by SocialJusticePaladin June 14, 2022
mugGet the bloody quillmug.

Bloody Myrtle

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.
Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.
by Griffonage June 3, 2017
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