canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

bacon

the new word for COOL! Everyone uses it if they're cool

Man! You're so bacon!
Your hat is soooo bacon!

by Laurona March 30, 2005

Bacon Bandit

a person who incessantly pursues the the love interest of others within their presence.

even though he saw us enter the club together, the meddlesome bacon bandit insisted on flirting with my girlfriend.

by Dsx October 31, 2005

bacon neck

A man with a large number of ham rolls on the back of his head, such as Gloop also known as Gloop Glitter

A bacon neck is mainly a man with a vast number of pork rolls on the back of his head

by Maned99 May 25, 2008

canadian bacon strip

when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit

hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks

by buttersmooth February 4, 2008

bacon in barcelona

cool, tight, of an auspicious nature...Awesome

Oh my gosh...that science final was soooo not bacon in barcelona

by Mika and Meagan May 27, 2005

bacon cop

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.

the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"

by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009