August 9

King Von's birthday

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von

by Smurkio October 17, 2023

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

August 10th

August 10th is the day that me and my boyfriend Devin started dating. He is the best boyfriend on the whole planet. No one else can compare to my Devin.

Me: It's August 10th!
Person: What's so special about that day?
Me: Its when me and my boyfriend started dating!!

by kati8kat November 12, 2023

August 18th, 1985

WARNING, REACTOR EXPLOSION IMMINENT...

"Reactor core startup initiated. All personnel please evacuate the core chamber at this time."

"DATE: August 18th, 1985. 18/08/85."

by asriel-ussy November 19, 2023

Auguste

A very nice friend (WOMAN) from lithuania

Auguste KA TU PEZI

by blackyboi January 2, 2024

August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!

Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

August 29

The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born

August 29 is stink

by ihykan January 16, 2024