the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.
Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)
by Mfountasia December 8, 2011
Get the asshole greasemug. 1. The act of a peeved attorney venting about how another attorney is an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, son-of-a-bitch, or all of the above. Typically an overprivileged Ivy Leaguer whose parents paid for their 160K+ law school expenses when they couldn't decide what to do with their overpriced and overrated poli. sci. major. Most of the time, said attorney him/herself is also an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, or a son-of-a-bitch, but does not realize it. Said attorney is often the butt of many jokes and is frequently blocked from Facebook profiles.
2. Any enraged individual venting about something shitty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. Typically an overprivileged, whiny little bitch with no respect for humanity.
2. Any enraged individual venting about something shitty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. Typically an overprivileged, whiny little bitch with no respect for humanity.
1. Most of these lawyers take an editorial stance that is nothing more than an asshole airing.
2. Steve felt he was justified in chewing out the "ethnic" concierge at the Hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his J. Crew navy blazer and his BR khakis sent for dry cleaning. Little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. Steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his asshole. Get off your high horse, Steve, and stop mooching off your parents!
2. Steve felt he was justified in chewing out the "ethnic" concierge at the Hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his J. Crew navy blazer and his BR khakis sent for dry cleaning. Little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. Steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his asshole. Get off your high horse, Steve, and stop mooching off your parents!
by SCROTUS BRIEF January 13, 2010
Get the asshole airingmug. A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
by Unkie Al December 3, 2007
Get the Asshole Angelsmug. One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.
Ex 1:
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
by So-Called Person November 21, 2013
Get the Puckered Assholemug. The aftermath of alcohol enemas.
by asshatasshat June 26, 2016
Get the toxic assholemug. The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.
by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016
Get the Smashed assholesmug. Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
by tyandmonique November 1, 2017
Get the Wet Assholemug.