he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.
by CJMordecai April 24, 2019
Get the evan peckermug. Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012
by Ghostface's MySpace August 24, 2021
Get the Evanmug. He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl
Evans is saucyy
by Printer123 January 21, 2024
Get the Evansmug. 
The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
by TKM06 July 6, 2021
Get the Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knightsmug. evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
Get the evan cig syndromemug.