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Lawn John

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.
"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"
by sneakyle June 21, 2017
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John wade

Someone with a small penis
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born
You have such a John Wade
by DaCLAW February 12, 2020
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John Cheddar

After his death in 2018 (cause unknown) his legend still lives on. He is most common referred to as John Cheddar and is an inspiration to many. He is now named a Greek god by Zeus himself. It is a sad loss in our history but we must let the past be the past.

After John turned down many offers to go pro, he made his way to UNCG to be a multi- sport athlete. This includes but is not limited to badminton, volleyball, basketball, baseball, cricket, bowling, and off course the Coney Island hot dog contest. This is what most people remember him by. He beat Joey chestnut in 2017 by eating a record 69.74 hot dogs dipped in the most moist water he could find. Haters say he cheated by having a tube run from his bottom to a toilet behind him, but lovers say it was true. Anyways John C. will always be remembered until he is forgotten and can’t cross the bridge like that guy in coco(which kind of looks like John if he lost 100 lbs)
Get that John Cheddar lookin Christmas tree outta here
by Lover of cheddar December 15, 2021
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John Jeffery

A super legit, uncommon name given to guys who have an epic smile, that's so heart-breaking, you would swear that he doesn't have imperfections, although be aware that John Jefferey's tend to be shy, aswell as moody sometimes. They are handsome yet have an uncanny ability to be focused and driven when it comes to academic work, without seeming like a book worm. Can be annoyingly vain.
He's such a John Jeffery! He just tackled me, picked me up and carried me out of the room. I was too capitvated to protest!
by AntAngel January 2, 2011
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Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.
"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."
by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013
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John Wick’d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.
Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”
by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017
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John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
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