A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
Get the Noah Castromug. by Noah molsey July 25, 2020
Get the noah mosleymug. hi noah you cheat
by i hate men i’m a huge lesbo May 29, 2022
Get the noahmug. Anyone with this name is obviously a fun person, and of course party super hard. They are a bit of a whore but when they settle down they are wonderful friends or relationship partners. The only problem you’ll ever find is the constant question of whether or not they are actually straight.
Patrick: Man, Noah Boettger is the best, do you think he’s gay so I can tap that
Daint: Nah man he’s got a girl but I’m sure he would still party with you and you’ll love it
Daint: Nah man he’s got a girl but I’m sure he would still party with you and you’ll love it
by iT’s thE miDdLe OnE June 5, 2019
Get the Noah Boettgermug. by Waiting For player... December 11, 2018
Get the Noahmug. by End proppy October 12, 2022
Get the Noah schnappmug. You're such a Noah, Noah
by Fuckinpenis February 15, 2023
Get the Noahmug.