chris cruz

He is a best friend a girl could have.He can also takes your heart and fall in love with him but he is t a boy that can get heart broken too. He makes every one around him laugh. He is the funnest person could ever meet

chris cruz

by isabeljaimes March 19, 2019

THICC Chris

A man who is very THICC. I mean so THICC he’s thiccer than the Empire State Building. He’s so THICC he’s thiccer than your mom. And I mean, your mom is so THICC but THICC Chris overpassed your mom.

THICC Chris is so THICC that he can’t fit though the door.

by It’s_ya_boi October 8, 2019

Chris Punch

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.

As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.

by execute63 January 23, 2011

chris sturniolo

chris sturniolo is the hottest person alive everyone fucking loves him and hes also arshi's husband, they are a very happy couple and the best, you wont ever find chris sturniolo without arshi. Chris sturniolo is soossoososososososoosososso hot and cute

chris sturniolo

by the OG willaim shakespeare July 13, 2023

Chris Wong

Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.

AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.

Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.

no homo.

by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011

Chris Marek

The most evil failtroll on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he is actually a frog merchant in disguise working as part of the Reptilians plan to brainwash people.

He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.

His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.

He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.

"Man that Chris Marek is such a creep."

"Freddy Krueger got nothing on Chris Marek."

by Shapeshifter June 9, 2012

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019