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The act of jizzing into a girl's eyes after she gives you oral pleasures, causing her to go temporarily blind and walk around with her arms stretched out to navigate in the same fashion as a zombie.
"Dood she was stumbling around after I gave her a zombie, it was like the friggin' night of the living dead"
zombie by Rayn, Bitches August 11, 2006
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Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly Velociraptor. With an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh; and mammoth farts.
I wish I could tame a Zombie Velociraptor

I never knew the apocalypse would have Zombie Velociraptors! This is sweet!

Zombie Defense Master

Guy who grew up on first person shooter games and zombie movies and is into decked out bad ass assault rifles and combat shotguns for their coolness factor. Comparable to a Mall-Ninja
John; "Wow, look at that guy with his pimped out Saiga 12 Tactical Combat Shotgun!"
Chris:"Yeah, he is a Zombie Defense Master alright!"

South Texas Zombie Defense 

look up South Texas Zombie Defense
on myspace and join before they come
South Texas Zombie Defense by EddieG December 31, 2008

raped by zombies 

ether being killed by zombies in a slow manner or just geting plain old pwned by them
chris. that guy over there just got raped by zombies
aaron. that suck least i got me a spaz 12 lol
chris yea i got mai ak-74
zombies get pwed and then eaten by stry brids

(o_o)

Hitler Zombie 

The zombies that get raped by
Haduken zombies because theyre such fags they need pineapples shoved up their asses to prevent them from being battlefeild deadweight during zombie orgy battles.
that bitch is such a Hitler Zombie.


ill get the pineapples.




*deep voice* lets get tropical on dat ass.


Zombie Jesus 

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.