Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...

My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.

by Iowa boy June 25, 2025

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Bts members wife

Gontse Elisabeth Adimang

Person: who is bts members wife
Other person: it's Gontse Elisabeth Adimang

by @Tiny's wife November 24, 2021

terrible wife

A wife that igores your tects or calls, doesn't give a shit about you and never makes an effort.

How's Jenny?

Well she's been a terrible wife lately

by Definingurlife January 6, 2017

Scottsdale Super-Wife

A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.

The girl getting out of the Porche looks like a Scottsdale Super-Wife

by J. Bizlle September 13, 2024

man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.

The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.

by skyler johns March 12, 2024