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Wifed

When your wife does not let you go anywere.
Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed
by Mlg meme star August 3, 2016
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wife of bellatrix

“Wow, Lily is the wife of Bellatrix? So lucky.”
by bellatrix blacks wife May 30, 2021
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.
Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011
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Ozuna's Wife

Ozuna has no wife or have never been married. He only made a publicity drama with a certain woman who he also tagged as his wife on his internet web.
Ozuna's Wife is beautiful.
Ozuna's Wife is coming.
Ozuna's Wife is cooking.
by Jackson Monilium December 26, 2021
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Kick Your Wife Day

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!
by coronaverus May 7, 2020
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