blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them
Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye
by Warm_milk January 09, 2016
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angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny
by Tamir_69 December 03, 2015
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loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014
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Smash waffles

The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex
by Johnson68102 May 03, 2022
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Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
by Bjl317 August 06, 2019
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waffle stacker

Is another way of insulting someone for doing something gay or acting gay. Originates from a Reddit post where a user said he was called gay for stacking his waffles
Look at that guys walk. He’s for sure a waffle stacker
by Averagejoe1 June 05, 2022
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Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
by March1392 October 30, 2012
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