Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024

Valley flu

When you get flu from a night out at the clubs. More specifically from the fortitude valley clubs.

Jaz: “man you don’t look to good”

Cas: “must be valley flu from this weekend”

by Vswizzle August 1, 2024

nut valley

a buttcrack. typically a womans

I shot a load all over her nut valley

by Jiggajar Janks August 12, 2024

Valley Of The Damned

1. A song with such a beautiful guitar solo at the end of the song 😍

2. The best fuckin DragonForce album!

Valley Of The Damned rules!

by UltimateDoge March 19, 2023

Tri valley

Tri valley is one of if not the worst run school in nys. The staff are as practically stupid as the kids who receive little to no real education. The administrators are crooked and take bribes from students and parents who are more on the wealthy side or have family who are active law enforcement. The school is rampant with drug trafficking and illegal activities. There is practically a fight or some sort of violence everyday on campus. Racism and sexism are very much prevalent among the entire community. Bullying, harassment and sexual abuse make the school borderline dangerous and unacceptable. The students are far from welcoming or nice. The girls are practically all run arounds. mental health and social support is a joke in this school. No one cares. The school is run like shit and and despite people saying it’s improving it is not in the slightest. This school gets a fat F

Tri valley sux

by The New York hillbilly March 22, 2023

Awful Valley, CA

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.

When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.

by featheredserpent March 31, 2025

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall

jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

by lexi3467 April 20, 2025