Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

Silicone Valley

A girl with surgically enhanced beast's.

The size of the chest on that girl, definitely in Silicone Valley.

by Tj567 June 9, 2024

Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024

Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles

"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102

CENTER OF SCUMMING USING I SCUM

Where you learn some doctors are into PORNOGRAPHY FILM CASTING.

PLANES FLASH RED AND FLASH WHITE GOING LOWER

SIRIUSLY ROAD nearby as the MUSIC played where ANAL ALAN went to get a sandwich where they said " we need your full name , " butt wait all I want is a SUBMARINE SANDWICH at 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #14 in LAS VEGAS, NEVADA 89102 but I notice where is THE RESTR00M , "WE DON'T HAVE ANY, " this is only the SUBWAY' BUS YAW N0.

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At this ADDRESS there is an ALTERATION COMING PLANE DISASTER as SYARIKAT TAKAFUL is choosing which PLANE AND COUNTRY TO HIT and KILL EVERYONE but meanwhile as JACK SWEENEY tracks planes you better believe the best protection can be HAD in the FLIGHT PATH AND RADIUS BUT I SCUM tonight SHITEATING AND PISS DRINKING will soon rearrange this ADDRESS ....
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by RECTAL INSIGHT August 29, 2022

Uncanny Valley

The Uncanny Valley is a feeling of mixed emotions, like disgust and familiarity at the same time. Like feeling love and hate at the same time, with little in between. People with certain personalities can evoke uncanny valley feelings, people with narcissism, or certain mental health conditions that have a duality to them, can evoke feelings of sympathy and contempt at the same time. It can be expressed mathematically as a reverse bell curve.

The Uncanny Valley of Narcissism is that the person is simulatenously charming and cruel, affectionate and withholding, super fun, yet boring, opinionated, yet stands for nothing. Because you never know if you're getting jekyll or hyde, the target feels an uncanny valley of emotions.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2023

BASIS Independent Silicon Valley

A very very niche school where everybody loves STEM and treat it as something to goon with.

A: Do you know that gooner? He's from BASIS Independent Silicon Valley.
B: Well I goon to integrating factors too...
A: I thought you were into femboys!
B: Only if they made to USACO gold or above...
A: What about USAMO?

by asnacirtap October 24, 2025