Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

healing tool

a healing tool is someone a woman uses until they are ready to be in a serious relatinship

i was just with him as a healing tool

by heyyoustop November 05, 2023

A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 05, 2017

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 02, 2017

Snipping Tool

What is used on someone that has gooned or is in the middle of gooning.

Kammo: Did you hear nathans mom used a snipping tool on him? Zoru: Was he gooning again?

by Zoru May 10, 2024

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014