microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
by Appl3Python April 26, 2014
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Frosty Turtle

To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.
Jen got all frosty turtle when she found out she wasn't invited to Ann's dinner party.
by mouserat73 February 07, 2011
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Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in
by Jr LS August 11, 2017
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Dick Turtle

Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.
Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later

Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.
by Oldnelly May 26, 2018
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Turtle Steppin'

To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.
"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"
by Liz and Asia May 17, 2007
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gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.
person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
by mackieeeee September 23, 2009
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Office Turtle

1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.

2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.

2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
by The Office Turtles Brigade February 10, 2012
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