Rusty Trombone

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

by Minkenator July 21, 2017

Rusty Gillespie

A variation of the rusty trombone in which whilst receiving said rimjob, you fart into their mouth causing their cheeks to balloon.

The rusty trombone was enjoyable and innocuous for both parties involved until it turned into the rusty Gillespie.

by McKraut August 23, 2010

rusty bumper

When you're having sex, you shit in your hand and smear it across the buttocks of your partner, and proceed to hump aggressively.

David pulled a fucking rusty bumper on Max, and he didn't even see it coming!

by club210 May 7, 2009

rusty bomber

when someone takes a huge dump on your chest

i sure could go for a "rusty bomber"right about now.

by jordan November 16, 2003

Rusty Crutch

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.

Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.

by Bug One August 11, 2011

Rusty rudolf

When a female or your signifigant other is on her period, you proceed to stick your nose in her vagina while licking or blowing into her asshole.

when you cant resist that bloody pussy and are sick of using your hands with the shocker, go in for the kill with your face by pulling off the rusty rudolf, she'll enjoy it.

by they call me the boss hog December 23, 2009