California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.

He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

Breakfast

Something that is simple to achieve; someone who is easily defeated.

Cooper can’t even bench two plates anymore and his reflexes are slow—there’s no doubt I could take him in a fight. He’s Breakfast, after all.

by GeedEater January 16, 2025

back breakfast

Back breakfast is when you wake up and eat the ass of your partner.

Saturday he woke up and was feeling frisky, so he had some back breakfast

by Battlebees June 1, 2017

night breakfast

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.

Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..

by Cardinalsfan1988 August 28, 2015

Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024

Breakfast Hot-Box

Breakfast Hot-Box is when you hot-box (smoking weed in a closed car) in the morning.

"Hey, do you wanna wake up at 8 a.m. tomorrow and Breakfast Hot-Box?"

"Sure."

by Michxel Dixmxnd December 18, 2017

Breakfast of Champions

That thing your dad says.

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.

by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019