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West Canada valley

West Canada valley is a school that doesn’t care about their cheer team
West Canada valley hates cheer
by Lovers girl September 20, 2021
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Silicon valley

Penile inversion technique used in vaginoplasty.

When a man undergoes genital surgery creating a valley where his penis once was.
E.g. usage:

Person 1: Hey I heard X's voice has deepened significantly
Person 2: Yeah they said they're visiting Silicon Valley soon too
by PseudonymABC December 8, 2020
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Mr. Valley

name given to an amazing big boy teacher
Wow that teacher sure is a Mr. Valley
by scienceisthebest June 4, 2018
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Uncanny Valley

/ʌnˌkæn.i ˈvæl.i/ noun.

A cognitive phenomenon identified by robotics professor Masahiro Mori in 1970, the 'Uncanny Valley' effect is an inverted bell curve signifying a general tendency of humans to experience less affinity for mechanical objects as their appearance, movements, and sounds approach human resemblance as a robot. This decline in affinity becomes discomfort because as the machine more approximates a human body and head, and peaks where the face most accurately resembles a human face while the expressions it is programmed with, not being as intricate or precise as real human expressions, create a more 'alive but inhuman' impression.
As the physical appearance, movements, expressions, and vocalizations of the robot begin to more approximate those of a human, that 'creep factor' declines until the human form, face, movements, expressions, and vocalizations (and perhaps scents, breathing patterns, and pulse) is replicated by the robot at which point human discomfort with the robot would, theoretically, vanish.
"I just met Ron DeSantis and shook his hand. It was so cold and clammy. All my hairs stood on end and I was shaking because the uncanny valley feeling he gave me... dude, I need a drink. He's not real. He's just... he's not human. No soul.... no soul... no soul. Let's get that drink. Dude? Dude, what are you looking at? Why aren't you looking at m...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! OH GOD NO! YOU'RE RON DESANTIS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH......."

"Honey?" *Shaking him* "Honey, wake up!"

*Waking up* "Whu... whu? Omg, baby... it was just a dream. I was with Brad and we just met Ron Desantis, and he had this wicked strong uncanny valley vibe... and then... and then Brad was Ron DeSantis.... I..."

"Shhhh honey, it's okay. It was just a dream. I'm here now."

"Is that Dozer under the covers with us?"

"Yeah honey." *too Dozer under covers* "Hey Dozie! Who's a good boy! See honey? It's Dozer."
*Throws cover off*

"Hi Buddy! I'm Ron DeSantis and I eat children.... 's textbooks. I mean meet, uhhh. oh, 'yeetie'. I 'yeetie' children's..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -but forever.

The End

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Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
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Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Blackwater Valley

When one stands over a female and shits especially runny diarrhoea onto her neck such that it runs down between her breasts.
Gemma had to take a shower to get rid of the blackwater valley Josh squirted onto her.
by Joshwabear January 26, 2009
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