Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

Tom Raj'ery

The art of meeting a good friend but discovering they are better friends with your friends so you appreciate them a lot knowing they are making your friends smile for you.

Alternatively, a synonym for shenanigans for Thomas Raj when he is meddling around and whipping out some sick beats with his drums 'n' bASS 😎🥁

A: Yo, weren't you and Bobby used to be hanging out all the time?
B: Nah, it's chill, I got Tom Raj'd so Bobby is hanging with my homies for me! Everyone wins!

A: No doubt! With his sick drumming skills, he'll commit mass Tom Raj'ery on the entire friend group in no time!

by THE WWAPD August 16, 2020

Tom bailey

A dick head who eats butter and lives on facebokk talking about mr haslem looking like travis scott

See that tom bailey

Ye
Hes a nob him yeno

by Penisbumhole November 27, 2021

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Tom Brady

The act of kissing everyone in your family on the mouth

Yeah my dad tried to kiss me on the mouth I dogded the kiss and said "whoa dad who do i look like Tom Brady"

by Angry HotDog October 15, 2019

Anal Tom

Sexy beast comes to you and asks anal? If you say yes, then prepare for a treat, if you say no, then hide yo anus boah

Damn Anal Tom fucked me good and proper

by The Anal Enthusiast December 21, 2021

Tom Bekelaar

The type of person who uses a lanyard for sexual pleasure, and sends nudes from angles which makes their balls look massive, and their penis tiny.

Molly: Hey Christopher get a look at that Tom Bekelaar!
Christopher: Holy crap that lanyard is tied tight around his balls!
Molly: They're going to explode! They seem bigger than someone who'd never had a wank before!

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015