Onion tits

When a girls tits are so bad they make you cry like an onion.

Alexia has a proper set of onion tits

by Chingone2010 December 20, 2021

Tits in the Mouth

Something that is good and/or awesome. Extremely preferable.

This concert is tits in the mouth!

by Weebowll December 28, 2014

Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

by Bunyano March 28, 2021

tits to the world

Something thats far surpasses other typical units of awesidness.

That shit you did with your mouth was tits to the world.

by teh! ciszmo October 30, 2010

goldilocks tits

The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.

Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits

Guy B: Sick bro, what size?

Guy A: 36C I think

by yochoc May 17, 2014

Feet tits

Tits which hang down so low the nipples brush up against the tops of the women’s feet.

I need to unroll my feet tits before I take this nude.

by essbee33 June 9, 2020

tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019