Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"
by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Hey you're adopted bastard
by Imgayiey July 24, 2020

Tim Hendrix the sorriest Motherfucker who owes everybody money and acts like a little bitch like he knows everything
That chin is a bastard.
by Bigchinhavinass October 11, 2022

There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
by Strood June 14, 2024

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”
“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025

Modern time: A insult to express anger
Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Bastard
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
