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What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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you poor thing

if you say this and have a ghost face mask account on tiktok and use that one audio… you literally suck mad did
“ you poor thing. „
by rossumsbabe September 16, 2021
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The hardest thing

My vainly ahh dihh
Yo he’s hard as shit that has the to be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen.
by Why is ever handle used April 11, 2025
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Er'y thing

What do you like on your grits?
Er'y thing
by Kihoo September 10, 2018
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This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.
First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee
by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017
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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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