Skip to main content

e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010
mugGet the e-joke-ulatedmug.

You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session
John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes
by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023
mugGet the You got jokesmug.

Ross the joke

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?
by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018
mugGet the Ross the jokemug.
This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"
Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke
by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024
mugGet the It's better to miss a friend than to miss a jokemug.

jokes pal

when a ENGLISH guy makes jokes.
ME: Bruh you look like an old Bitch!
MOM: What did you say!?
ME: its just jokes pal!
by Dreyk February 8, 2017
mugGet the jokes palmug.

joke suck

If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal
Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke
by TheSarge69 January 17, 2018
mugGet the joke suckmug.

Share this definition