Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.
Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"
Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"
Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"
Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"
Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"
Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"
by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003
Roblox Moderation Team is the team that moderates roblox. They often like to use the ban tool like it's their own toy. For example, people can get banned for saying the word ''gay'' or something they have never said. The roblox moderation team usually never fix their platform or try to be smart with what they are doing.
Person : ###
Roblox Moderation team: We take this as discriminatory speech and we shall ban you now for 7 days
Person: What, that wasn't even something bad it was all hashtagged
Roblox Moderation Team: We are still banning you for 7 days
Person: Damn the Roblox Moderation team sucks.
Roblox Moderation team: We take this as discriminatory speech and we shall ban you now for 7 days
Person: What, that wasn't even something bad it was all hashtagged
Roblox Moderation Team: We are still banning you for 7 days
Person: Damn the Roblox Moderation team sucks.
by Perospero February 03, 2022
Chelsea: hey Brendan is soooo hot, omg
Lauren: yeah...but he is totally playing for the other team, he's gay
Chelsea: are you kidding me???
Lauren: yeah he's definitely a shortstop
Lauren: yeah...but he is totally playing for the other team, he's gay
Chelsea: are you kidding me???
Lauren: yeah he's definitely a shortstop
by sauce kid February 23, 2009
Team Fortress 2, often abbreviated as tf2 by players, is an online team-based FPS made by the Valve gaming company.
The game is based off a Quake mod made by a third party dubbed "Team Fortress" that involves nine different specialists who operate as a team to complete an objective such as collecting the enemy's flag or destroying the opposing team's fortress. This game was so popular when it hit the scene that Valve added it to their roster of games as "Team Fortress Classic" in 1999 and planned a sequel to be made in 2001 that would use the new Source gaming engine. The result of this is Team Fortress 2, the most popular online FPS to date.
Due to new content and game modes being released for its online players on a monthly basis, its very likely that this game will be in the top spot for years to come. If you have twenty dollars sitting around and a high performance PC there's no reason not to buy this game, especially if you have a steam account.
The game is based off a Quake mod made by a third party dubbed "Team Fortress" that involves nine different specialists who operate as a team to complete an objective such as collecting the enemy's flag or destroying the opposing team's fortress. This game was so popular when it hit the scene that Valve added it to their roster of games as "Team Fortress Classic" in 1999 and planned a sequel to be made in 2001 that would use the new Source gaming engine. The result of this is Team Fortress 2, the most popular online FPS to date.
Due to new content and game modes being released for its online players on a monthly basis, its very likely that this game will be in the top spot for years to come. If you have twenty dollars sitting around and a high performance PC there's no reason not to buy this game, especially if you have a steam account.
Dude 1: So anyway, you want to play some team fortress 2?
Dude 2: Play the best FPS shooter in the world? Hell yea!
Dude 2: Play the best FPS shooter in the world? Hell yea!
by garryufo October 28, 2009
Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
by Alpino March 15, 2010
She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.
by LDizzle July 07, 2008
The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.
CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.
The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.
CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.
CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.
Join us.
CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.
The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.
CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.
CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.
Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
by TheCreamTeamChief December 07, 2021