When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

When two guys super glue the tips of their penises together and one guy ejaculates into the other man's urethra.
Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
by MagentaMan March 15, 2024

The tank that two male boilermakers were caught giving each other the hot-beef injection behind at a refinery in Chemical Valley.
Tank 18 is frequented by many electricians also.
Tank 18 is frequented by many electricians also.
by The cuck April 18, 2024

Noun
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
by Funkatize October 5, 2008

A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.
by Why do I choose this country February 3, 2024

The art of pissing off a really ugly fat bitch who most people would consider a tank but then having it backfire on you
Retard 1: dude look at that tank over there
Retard 2: yeah I called her Kermit last night.
Retard 1: oh shit is that the principal?
Tank chick: GET TANKED
Retard 2: yeah I called her Kermit last night.
Retard 1: oh shit is that the principal?
Tank chick: GET TANKED
by Joe Mama12 November 20, 2019

When a parent has NO clue when kids talk to them in gamer language
Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand
Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand
Babe, Our son was talking to me about League of Legends and I had no idea what he was talking about. He was going full tank.
by WhatimWIRTH August 30, 2017
