tom ear

when a persons ear peeks through their hair
this slang term was defined by a person called tom who always had greasy hair and his ears sticking out

'put that tom ear away!'

'do i have a tom ear again?'

'leave my tom ear alone'

by janit. December 9, 2008

tom cruise

the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.

"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"

by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013

tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014

Tom McCaig

Exteremly attractive, usually has a huge penis. He makes girls break their neck when walking by.

Girl 1; I've got this strange feel on my vagina

Girl 2; I have too!

Girl 1; it's because Tom McCaig is walking past

by UrbanDictionaryCreator1 January 19, 2014

typical Tom

typical Tom. noun.

1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.

(before final exam)

"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom

(after receiving final course grade)

*gets an A in course

"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies

by shmerek February 25, 2014

Tom Quinn

A gay man who plays fifa in his birth suit.

I play fifa with my friend Tom Quinn

by theeditor May 24, 2014

Tom Bekelaar

The type of person who uses a lanyard for sexual pleasure, and sends nudes from angles which makes their balls look massive, and their penis tiny.

Molly: Hey Christopher get a look at that Tom Bekelaar!
Christopher: Holy crap that lanyard is tied tight around his balls!
Molly: They're going to explode! They seem bigger than someone who'd never had a wank before!

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015