I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.

Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

cheese touch

when you touch a piece of cheese on the ground

joe has the cheese touch

by Bts7 best November 20, 2022

touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality

Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!

by kiki_translator December 7, 2024

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Tequila Toe Touch

when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila

Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch

by Tay Tay 476 November 5, 2019

The Dutch Touch

A slogan of a Famous Dutch design company "PUIK". Who works together with talented Dutch Designers.

This beautifull clock has the dutch touch.

by PeterweltenPeterwellen July 4, 2017