Tom Kates

The creator of this article and by extension... The Greatest Person Ever.

Tom Kates is a Boss.

by Bossius Maximus January 10, 2012

tom and emily

been snapchatting so long that they may as well have started in the womb. LOTS OF POTENTIAL to be SOMETHING. But, they do be in different states of big ole Straya . Snap streak so high Einstein had a seizure. lmao. They be real cute when they want too.

person 1 : Emily's phone is going off.
Person 2 : definitely tom
Person 3 : tom and Emily at it again.

by we stan October 30, 2020

Dalby Tom

A Dalby Tom is when a friend says they are going to come visit and assures you they are on their way. But really they aren’t on the way and don’t intend on showing up.

Hey, wasn’t your friend supposed to be here by now? Looks like they’ve pulled a Dalby Tom again.

by SteveJobless45 July 5, 2023

Anal Tom

Sexy beast comes to you and asks anal? If you say yes, then prepare for a treat, if you say no, then hide yo anus boah

Damn Anal Tom fucked me good and proper

by The Anal Enthusiast December 21, 2021

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Tom Brady

The act of kissing everyone in your family on the mouth

Yeah my dad tried to kiss me on the mouth I dogded the kiss and said "whoa dad who do i look like Tom Brady"

by Angry HotDog October 15, 2019

TOM Senate

"Third of Month" Senate, an emergency senate called after the mandatory two-per-month to discuss an urgent matter.

The terrorist attack forced the President to call a TOM Senate.

by The Tim Nelms April 5, 2005