Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Toasted

To be on the downhill after having too much food, alcohol or drugs.

Im feeling toasted

by the jj man November 15, 2021

Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) that smokes weed and gets toasted

"Shes one toasted sub"
"Yea, she smokes a lot"

by Sabrina Marie 87 December 13, 2020

Oxygen toasted

Airfried

Boy I sure like eating that oxygen toasted pink fairy armadillo

by GeorgeWBubble March 22, 2025

Toast

adjective. used to desribe someone who is cool, sick, hella chill, nice, etc. they have ideal qualities for someone you would like to hang out with whether it is a bro or a chick.

atonym: burnt, stale.

bo- "shes so toast."
luke- "yeah, I hella like her."

bo -"that other chick was stale."

luke -"yeah!..... so burnt."

by Thegeneral069 April 26, 2011

Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

by Hans00 August 1, 2015

Butter the toast

Making a girl turned on and wet before having sex with them.

He needs to butter the toast before we do it.

by SlateLiv July 15, 2023