The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
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Get the California Vacuum Cleaner mug.It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye
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Get the california bulldozer mug.The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
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