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dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
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Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself
Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day
by bnhbao April 28, 2025
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skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours
My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.
by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014
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English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
by Nick Off April 22, 2021
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Breakfast House

The term used to describe dance music that is buttery, smooth and very satisfying.
Did you see the line up for that music festival? It's stacked with the best Breakfast House Djs!
by DrFozz June 27, 2016
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Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
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durian breakfast

the durian is the worlds worst fart-smelling fruit. just like the stench of a morning growl
i went down on her the next morning...big mistake...a full durian breakfast!
by ^^!$#@ October 14, 2022
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